(JOKE OF THE DAY) PRAYER FOR OUR ENEMIES

 Dear God,

 You ask us to pray for our enemies. So, as a taxi does not have conductor, let them not have helpers. A pestle can't stand on its own, father, make them unstable. God,

make them like hens with no teeth. Let them be like chicken- No matter how well they're loved, they end up in the pot. Make them like a newspaper- no matter how well typed, it still becomes outdated. Make them like hymen, once broken, forever broken. Make them like China phones, they look good but spoil quickly. Make them like sanitary pads, they dont decay yet they're used for waste. Make them like Blackberry, very useless when there's no BIS. Make them like Nigeria's PHCN, they receive curses at all times -- when they restore light (mad people), when they interrupt power (useless people). Make them like thrash cans, no matter how beautiful, its still for thrashy things. AMEN....